Everyone tells me the first weeks are crazy. So I’m stacking the fridge and freezer with food. My only problem is I don’t have as many meals as I thought. Not the number of carefully wrapped, labelled and stored veggie lasagnes, but rather the fact I cook about four meals and now that’s all we’re gunna eat. Veggie chilli, veggie curry, spaghetti bolignese and stew. Shit.

I’m either gunna have to learn to cook more, or I’m gunna spunk a shit load of cash on take out.